it's 11:22 do you know where my sanity is?

this morning started at 2am with baby kicking so hard it woke me up, so I got up and made Mike breakfast, and lunch to take with him today, I rarely do this so his response was "what are you doing?" my replay, " making breakfast for my boyfriend he'll be over when you leave, HAHAHAHA" " what does it look like I'm doing?"

Then I get dressed, I do not match and can't find my shoes, steel, 16 year old flip flop, she'll never know. I need the truck today, have to pick up some stuff from the pharmacy, take Mike to work, kiss kiss all that junk have a great Day.

get home at 5am Orange juice was a bad Idea....won't go into detail, but it was ugly.....check email 55 new email, should check it more often, 2 year old is crying, fix what ever is his problem, 7 year old lost blanket put it back on, so far not too bad right?? I think I can rest a bit before kids get up......read book in bed fall asleep.

8:30 woken up by Chocolate Lab, Bull dog and 2 year old, all kissing me, need shower now, 2 year old wants to cuddle in bed with me, I think wow it's going to be a good day, 12 year old comes in yelling at dogs and 2 year old, to leave mommy alone, however we were fine until she started yelling, cat comes in dogs chase cat jumping on 2 year old and me, nice. 2 year old wants "bb" which translates to cereal, how I know this?....mom thing asks for juice too. Dogs wont go outside too windy, 16 year forces them out, has to pick up Lab and carry him out, lol

meanwhile 7 year old gets up crabby, yelling at 2 year old who won't eat now, screaming fight begins, 12 year old is refereeing, I'm yelling, "STOP" 7 and 2 year old are crying, get them apart, 2 year old is sent to eat again, 7 year old stomps to bed room.

12 year old let dogs in who are now HYPER, running around the house jumping on me and couch, 45 lb bulldog, is trying to lick my face, lab is steeling toys, bulldog chases lab around the living room, 12 year old is following 2 year old screaming again, bulldog steels 7 year old barbie, she starts yelling, Dogs are running every where, 16 year old is making hash browns, smell something burning????????

Oh no someone stinks, put dogs out again...2year old ok. has runny nose 12 and 16 year old try to wipe it but 2 year old runs away chase is on, screaming again......gets caught cries Mommy get in and takes care of noes, 2 year old hits 16 and 12 year old calling them a name???? like jerk I think, 7 year old comes out of room more crabby, dressed with shoes 2 year old wants shoes the fight begins, 2 year old still has runny nose, and screaming. get everyone calm again, they all go eat.

2 year old won't sit in chair yelling at sisters, throwing food and feeding window, take him down has very wet diaper 16 year old chases him again, to try to change it, she gets dirty one off 2 year old now running around half naked laughing 16 and 12 year old chasing, oh and dogs back in steeling toys again, calling 7 year old to save barbie again, (where's ken? isn't he suppose to save her?) me yelling "don't tickle brother he might pee" still has runny nose. Barbie is saved once again, 7 year old mad, soccer ball now in peril, 2 year old still naked laughing, we get him diapered, and calm, kids go to clean up breakfast mess 2year old gets a spatula, 7 year old now thinks he's funny, until he hits her, chase is on again only this time 2 year old is chasing them with spatula, 16 year old gets it from him but not until he falls and gives him self bloody nose......7 year old freaks out, screaming "BLOOD, mom mom hes got a bloody nose,!!!!!!" ok bring him here, teeny tiny scratch, but covered with food, 12 year old makes a bath for him, he starts yelling at her, I put him in and get him cleaned, sister plays with him for a few minuets, he's happy now dog put back outside, 7 year old bored, and begging for candy, she hasn't even eaten yet.

Soccer ball dead, dogs still hyper, 2 year old clean, floor vacuumed, sofa too, and it's only 11:22. We still have lunch and nap time coming, then dinner and bed...........................


This is the life of me on "Bed Rest" !

If you made it this far I hope your laughing and thank full their mine and not your, LOL